How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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