Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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