Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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