you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Randomize
