i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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