I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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