Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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