Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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