im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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