you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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