Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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