dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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