didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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