It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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