In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Randomize
