her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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