No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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