god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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