idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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