Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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