Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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