Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
