ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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