turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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