Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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