i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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