Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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