I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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