im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
