she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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