I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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