Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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