glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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