...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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