why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Randomize
