I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Randomize
