butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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