Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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