the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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