break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
