Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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