But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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