good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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