check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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