Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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