glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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