just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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