how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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