Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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