after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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